On my birthday, my boyfriend ditched me to go pick up his first love from the airport. Just then, I saw a message flash in front of me: “Forget about that playboy. Look at this other guy—handsome, wealthy, successful—and he’ll never marry anyone but you.” So, I immediately got myself a new boyfriend. Later, the playboy came back, red-eyed, looking for me. My current boyfriend looked at him and asked, "Don’t you have a wife? Why are you chasing someone else’s wife?"
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